• If Facebook Showed Who Viewed Your Profile and give an option to share Inbox conversation on the wall, we'd all be screwed. ☺

• Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back.☺

• My Emotional response to getting tagged in a Facebook photo, in which I really look cool, could be nominated for an Oscar. ☺

• So, if two Facebookers have their relationship status set to "married" to each other, and one of them suddenly changes it to "widowed", does Facebook automatically change the other person's status to "dead"? ☺

• Before, I used to take a break from work and log on to Facebook.. Nowadays, I take a break from Facebook and do some work.. ☺

• Always be sure to keep a good Facebook profile picture. This will be the photo plastered all over the news when something goes horribly wrong. ☺

• Facebook New Style: Going to Mark Zuckerberg's house to move around all his furniture and see how he likes it! ☺

• If you send me one more farmville request I will kill all your animals and burn your crops. Understand. ☺

• Every day Facebook changes its style.... I guess mark zuckerberg found a girl friend..☺

• Someday I will knock on your door and tell you, “Hey ,we have 23 mutual friends in facebook, Can I come in?" ☺

• If you are really "friends" with that many people on facebook, why are you alone standing in front of a mirror taking a picture of yourself? Cant you get one of your 987 friends to take it?☺

• Hey Facebook, if I have 50 friends in common with someone and we're still not friends, it means I don't like them. Take a hint. ☺

• I LIKE you, Do you LIKE me Back?
Sincerely,
A Wall Post.☺

• The only way to get lots of comments and like on ur status,
Girls less Than 60 KG are allowed to like or comment my status...☺